I would give anything to be your personal item.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I bet you’re really flexible.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You are the square to my root.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I'd start a revolution for your number.
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