You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
You're a good egg.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Please, please me
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
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