Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
I dreamt about you. You died.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Please, please me
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Can I claim your baggage?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
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