You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
"You deserve better and so do I."
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
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