You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
"It's not me, it's you!"
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
How about a kanga-root?
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Want to become my new personal best?
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
I Tour de Francy you.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
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