Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
You set my heart bonfire.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
I've only got three months to live.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Do you squat here often?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
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