It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Let's do lunge together
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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