May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
You are one well-defined function!
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
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