Someone said you were looking for me.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
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