Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Every function without you will always be void of love.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
I'd love to see you s'more.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You look a lot like my next victim.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Hey, are you okay-leb?
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
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