"You deserve better and so do I."
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
So … do you run here often?
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You are my butter-half!
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