Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Haida there, gorgeous.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
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