I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
You’re Isaacly my type
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
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