Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
I bet you’re really flexible.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
You have one compact set.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
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