Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I'm at my best during overtime.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I Ecuador you.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
You're such a TEAse.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
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