You read, white, and blew my mind.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
I would love to show you first class.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Here comes the sun of my life
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
You are the object of my preposition.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
You set my heart bonfire.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
You look a lot like my next victim.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
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