Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
When are you going to invite me to church?
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
I really caribou-t you.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
You are my butter-half!
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
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