I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
I would give anything to be your personal item.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
I like long runs on the beach.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Can I claim your baggage?
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