Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
I’m soy into you.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
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