Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
God was just showing off when he made you.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
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