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“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Do you squat here often?
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
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