A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
You're such a TEAse.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
All you need is MY love
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Your name is insert name here?
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Want to lock our bikes together?
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
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