I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
I've only got three months to live.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Let's boomerbang!
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
I really caribou-t you.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
You're such a TEAse.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
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