Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
You are one well-defined function!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
My fridge is hotter than you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
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