Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
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