Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Can we still share a netflix account?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Here comes the sun of my life
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I less than three you.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Let's do lunge together
I'm Havana dream about you.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
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