Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Are you a red light because stop.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Permission to board?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Composers always score.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
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