I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Can you drive my car?
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
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