You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Want to lock our bikes together?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
I'd love to see you s'more.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
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