You're as hot as a desert summer.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You're a good egg.
I could never Passover you.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
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