Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Wanna churn butter with me?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
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