Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
"My cat doesn't like you."
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I really caribou-t you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Would you like to share fire with me?
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Your treat or mine?
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I perform best when I’m wet.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
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