Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
I find my core strength in you.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I Wanna Be Your Man
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
I think we're mint to be!
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
How about you and I form a binary system?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Love me do