I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
You had me at taco.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
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