Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I've only got three months to live.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I came here looking for a little tail.
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