Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Your pace or mine?
You can stand under my umbrella.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
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