Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
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