Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
You’re more special than relativity.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
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