Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You can stand under my umbrella.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
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