(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I now believe in Angels.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Baby, you're a firework.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
I really like you. So does my wife.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You are the square to my root.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
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