My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Your beauty is blinding.
You're just my cup of tea!
I love your energy.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Want to go for a ride?
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Nice asteroids.
I really like you. So does my wife.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
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