If you were here, Abby all over you
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Your mausoleum or mine?
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
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