I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You just caused a heat wave.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
You're the thought that counts!
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
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