You are one well-defined function!
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Wanna churn butter with me?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Your name is insert name here?
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
You're the only sight I want to see today.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
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