So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
I find my core strength in you.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
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