If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I think my heart just lagged.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Baby, you're a firework.
I love all of your stratified layers!
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
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