My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
When are you due back in heaven?
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
You're quite the catch, baby.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Want to become my new personal best?
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
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