Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
So … do you run here often?
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
"You deserve better and so do I."
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
I think I glove you.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I can be your travel pillow.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hello Boo-tiful.
I really caribou-t you.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
There’s snow one like you.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
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