If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Can I be your next varietal?
You can stand under my umbrella.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Your name is insert name here?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
We should make like your parents and split.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
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