I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Namastay here or come home with me?
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Want to be workout buddies?
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
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